monkey phuck

WHEN YUO HAVE SECKS WITH A MUNKEY and you love it

daniel is monkey frucking

by butts uncle November 25, 2003

Monkey Chuck

Shit, poop, anus butter, ass cheese, fecal matter, sometimes flung though the air.

"That place was full of monkey chuck!"

by Motherfucker November 17, 2004

Paper Monkey

The Polished Perplexing Peregrinous Potty Pixelmonkey

Queen Smilie Creator

My Favourite Stalkee

I am the Monkey, I can go anywhere!

by colin miles February 17, 2004

Monkey fucking a coconut

When you see someone large operating a small vehicle or are working in a confined area.

That dude on that scooter, looks like a monkey fucking a coconut.

by Wcmd March 15, 2016

monkey thumb

a persons thumb that is extremely short

Megan fox's thumb is totally a "monkey thumb."

by dynaflex July 11, 2010

Monkey Dunking

The act of:
Step 1: Secretly spitting down a sexual partners butt crack.
Step 2: Insert penis or substitute without permission.
Step 3: Hold on.
Step 4: Psychological Factor: Reference having sex with the partner's friend or sibling.

I am going to have to do some monkey dunking since tonight's the night and my girl needs to be taught a lesson.

by Northface October 20, 2009

Box-Monkey

A person who recieves any kind of STD from a monkey or other mammal and licks it once or twice a day while sitting in a box.

friend: did u see james franco at the grammys?

guy: yeah , he looked like he just finished doing a Box-Monkey .

by charles97012 March 20, 2011