Monkey Chuck

Shit, poop, anus butter, ass cheese, fecal matter, sometimes flung though the air.

"That place was full of monkey chuck!"

by Motherfucker November 17, 2004

monkey phuck

WHEN YUO HAVE SECKS WITH A MUNKEY and you love it

daniel is monkey frucking

by butts uncle November 25, 2003

Paper Monkey

The Polished Perplexing Peregrinous Potty Pixelmonkey

Queen Smilie Creator

My Favourite Stalkee

I am the Monkey, I can go anywhere!

by colin miles February 17, 2004

Monkey fucking a coconut

When you see someone large operating a small vehicle or are working in a confined area.

That dude on that scooter, looks like a monkey fucking a coconut.

by Wcmd March 15, 2016

fuzzy monkey

A woman with more facial hair than most men. (i.e. better sideburns than Kevin Costner when he did that crappy 3000 miles to Graceland movie)

man 1:"Hey did you see Sheryl checking you out?"
man 2:"No way I'd hit that man. She looks like a damn fuzzy monkey."

by thegreatandpowerfulrandini December 20, 2012

Monkey Dunking

The act of:
Step 1: Secretly spitting down a sexual partners butt crack.
Step 2: Insert penis or substitute without permission.
Step 3: Hold on.
Step 4: Psychological Factor: Reference having sex with the partner's friend or sibling.

I am going to have to do some monkey dunking since tonight's the night and my girl needs to be taught a lesson.

by Northface October 20, 2009

Box-Monkey

A person who recieves any kind of STD from a monkey or other mammal and licks it once or twice a day while sitting in a box.

friend: did u see james franco at the grammys?

guy: yeah , he looked like he just finished doing a Box-Monkey .

by charles97012 March 20, 2011