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Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries
Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.
by lws0925 August 11, 2019
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Man Face Guy

A guy who likes to play osu!mania.
by ImNotMimi August 31, 2023
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mr mean guy day

Every time it’s July 29th in a year, everyone should automatically start putting mr mean guy as pfp and act like him. It celebrates nothing I was just bored and made this.
"hey farthead, it’s july 29 !!!!"

"damn it is mr mean guy day… i guess we should start blowing up things like mr mean guy when he destroyed-"

"yeah you peanuthead, it’s mr mean guy time !!!!!"
by mr mean guy April 8, 2023
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Guy Mucket

A Pubic Wig used to cover genitals or the area above the penis.
That Dude used a Guy Mucket to cover his hairless sack.
by True Daddy December 30, 2011
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Family Guy writers

A derogatory name given to TV shows or movies that have memebers of Family Guy or replicate it's humor.
"Yep this show definitely has Family Guy writers."

"Dude that new show looks shitty."

"What did you expect? The dude that made it was a Family Guy writer"
by BarkLark February 19, 2023
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Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.
“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.
by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024
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