pussy comitatus

(phrase: Latin) - bros before hoes.

Seamus: Sorry, can't make poker tonight, my wife wants a clit-rub.
---Randy: Pussy comitatus, dude.
Seamus: ... What?

by Randiee April 6, 2010

Pussy Mafia

The leading group of ironic memers and celebrities. Started by Instagram user @slapnut.ig

Random faggot: “Can I join Pussy Mafia?

God: “No, I don’t think I will”

by @11codeine August 30, 2019

Pussy Football

A game in which girls finger themselves.

The Pussy Football Championships were very exciting

by Blake Vasco June 29, 2015

Pussied up

When an object or person is flat against another for protection from the elements

During the time of Pangea Italy was pussied up against Europe as if seeking protection from Africa.

by USFcrew February 21, 2009

Litmus Pussy

When you are unsure whether or not you have an STD, so you fuck a chick and tell her 6 months later that she should get checked out because you may have an STD. You then use her test to see if you have an STD.

Debby was the best litmus pussy ever. She got checked out the day I called her.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

pussy wrangle

The act of punching a bitch in the vadge as a form of birth control.

Better pussy wrangle this cunt before she births my bastard child.

by Calvin McNiggerson December 17, 2008

pickle pussy

A pussy seeking of the aroma or scent of preferably a dill pickle or vinegar

Linda i have such a craving for a pickle pussy

by fishy licker September 8, 2016