Jack-off double feature

When you masturbate two times in a row.

"I masturbated, and just after i finished cumming, I masturbated again. It was a jack-off double feature."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 19, 2015

Jack up our dicks

A bunch of people getting roudy or having a good time together

Lets jack up our dicks!!

by Dopecoolkid September 17, 2017

Black Jack Taco Surprise

When a black guy pretends to creampie a girl. And then busts in her face.

Guy: Im done.

Girl: That was quick.
Guy: Sike. BLACK JACK TACO SURPRISE BITCH!!!!!!!!

by A Sizzle and Banana Hands October 19, 2009

Surprise pussy jack-attack

When you're pleasuring yourself under the covers, and your feline friend playfully attacks your moving hand, thereby totally ruining the mood.

Last night I was { jacking off},and just as I was getting ready to {cum}, Fluffy pulled a Surprise pussy jack-attack and totally broke my rhythm.

by Balls O'Rork July 8, 2010

jacking jill up the hill

mutual masturbation between a male and a female

"yeah me and tina was jacking jill up the hill last night, and she made it all the way to the top, and I came right right after her"

by Naruchico January 2, 2009

tongue-jacking my shitbox

To have someone mess with your head.
-OR-
To exclaim udder disbelief.

Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)

by R8RFAN September 7, 2006

Jack king off suited

1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.

2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.

1.
pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT

2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.

by John Green November 29, 2005