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Clarkston High School

This the place where you will find people on their knees in the bathroom AND students drinking vodka at seven am. The high in high school is put to emphasis here; as many of our students are potheads. Additionally, we have a bunch of athletes (mostly blonde) who would love to take you out. Hockey boys all wear the same hat, and the football boys will ask you to a dance and have sex with another girl in the locker room. Luckily, the girls all look dress and act the same, so (unless you like the ones with ears) it shouldn't be hard to find one. Clarkston High School consists of many rigorous courses, but don't worry, you can always go and chat with your airhead councilor. If you're looking for some action, walk down to the band hall. Here you'll find students on the floor making out with masks on and dry humping each other (both examples are depressed). Theres also the balcony above the PAC to find these people. This is where you'll find couples taking naps together in the floor and a diversity of stains and graphiti all over everything. However, dont fret. Clarkston is not the worst place to be. When you graduate, there's a class so large you have to head to DTE in the sun to walk across a stage. It's all worth it to get a touch of the blow up genitals that students bring every single year. As Clarkston students graduate, I think it's safe to say they're all proud of saying where they came from. Even if where they came from was another Clarkston High School student in 1983.
“The students at Clarkston High School smell like pee”
“I got pregnant at Clarkston High School!”
by sadstudent March 3, 2022
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swift middle school

a dogshit school where in 2020-2021 they made school lunches free but taste worse than my grandmother's ashes, where half the kids get off to hentia or the emo kid in the back of the class, where the current 8th grade math teacher literally has a heart attack when you close your eyes longer than 3 seconds, literally the best teachers here are the social studies/LEAD teachers and the RA teacher(s) besides the art one, she's a karen.
OP: Do you remember Swift Middle School?
Reply: Why would i remember that place? the teachers were terrible and the food was atleast 60 days old
by SmokeyTheFur May 12, 2021
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sherman high school

sherman high school is a school filled with stank ass mfs,nicotine addicts,dls,dumbass drama and weird white mfs. the teachers be doin the most and think they ate every damn time they get someone in trouble.

the girls think they cute just cus they have an attitude and some gay mfs are just so gay.the caucases from the mountain of caucas make it worse cus mfs be having dog collars and shi and the other half are fucking dumbasf in general.

only 20% of the school males fine asf but they either players or toxic.
the schools ass but ngl its pretty chill most of the time
"did you hear about someone throwing a chair and a 11 fights in a day at sherman high school?"
by didofofjdisba August 26, 2021
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springfield high school

springfield high school it just a bunch of selfish nic addicts who dont want to pass it around in the bathroom.
by avamfmarie September 1, 2021
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Middle school boys

Stupid boys obsessed with hooking up with girls but are too afraid when it comes down to it. Usually 11-14 years old. Most of them don't care about anyone but them selves and like to call innocent girls sluts and whores to try and make them feel inferior but then still expect them the go out with them because they send you a few cute messages.

Or boys who say they like you and then go out with you but break it off and then go off with another girl two days later.

The douchiest guys you will ever meet ( exept for a few)

they wouldn't be so douche if the went trying to be cool all the time and let there sensitive shine through a little bit.
by Demented peacock December 26, 2014
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Old School Biker

A biker with grease under his nails, a need for the road to stretch out in front of him but without a care for destinations. This does not depend on the brand he straddles or even his age.

More often than not you can define them by what they are not. You will not find them hanging around a starbucks, ice cream stand or trendy new spot.

Their bikes will only be put on a trailer by a repo man.

They ride in the rain and snow.

They recognize that OCC, Arlen Ness, Roland Sands and Bourget are great American Artisans... but they don't build anything worth riding.
Look at that dirty Nomad, talk about old school.

It takes a real old school biker to put chains on his tires and make a beer run in a snow storm.
by John "Ox" March 18, 2009
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Ridgeview High School

School in the greater Jacksonville, FL area containing a large amount of babyhoes and takeoffs. RHS is known for dumbasses smoking in the bathroom and an abundance of portables that smell of piss and shit. The school has the dumbest rules in the county, yet no one cares to follow them. Was a bomb ass school until the 10-11 year when little prep takeoffs loaded the school. The school is considered to be one of the better schools in the area, but it is only because the I.B. kids are there. The word takeoff originated here. Deffinetly, the party school of Clay County and most drama filled.
Thing 1: Did you see Jeremy smoking in the bathroom?

Thing 2: Of course, thats nothing different from last period.

Thing 1: *shakes head* Only at Ridgeview High School!
by iHateTakeoffs November 20, 2010
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