The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

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Spice Rack Space Rock

A micro-genre of psychedelic rock music that is influenced by many different eastern cultures.

Have you heard Popul Vuh, man? They're using all sorts of sitars, didgeridoos, and water drums. It's some real spice rack space rock

by nuerdino February 18, 2013

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Rock-zoned

When someone compares you to a rock, thereby ruining all potential chances at friendship and/or a romantic relationship. The worst of all situations to be in.

Poor Eden was rock-zoned by Caligula today.

by Caliga Simul Stamus November 5, 2016

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Jitty rock is a slang term for crack-cocaine or sometimes just called crack. It is a slang term I learned from my boss. You can also call Easy Off cleaner Jitty rock since according to my boss it’s “better then the crack down in the city”

“What did I tell you last week? Use that fuckin Easy off to clean that shit. It’s better then crack from the city.” “Man I love me some of that Jitty rock from time to time”

by Chef McGinty October 2, 2020

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Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.

Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!

by maxwellkona4 February 26, 2021

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Rock Paper Scissors

A technique Goku uses in the anime Dragon Ball.

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The rock paper scissors technique, the user shouts "Jan Ken", then a name corresponding to the attack: "Gu", equals rock and will be a strong punch. "Chyoki", equals scissors and will be a poke in the eyes. "Pa", equals paper and will be an open palm strike. In censored dubs of Dragon Ball, the scissor part is cut.

by o_o <(...) April 27, 2013

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