A being (usually a human being) that has the amazing capability to consistently fail to understand any abstract concept, social cue, literary element, or hint within conversation. They seem to be so stupid that it prompts one to ask, “How did this person manage to get this far in life?”
Despite this, they carry on like anyone else would.
Despite this, they carry on like anyone else would.
This customer had a rock consciousness. They complained that the food they were given didn’t look exactly like the picture on the menu.
by aevigata July 15, 2019
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The water that drips from the cave
ceiling that is most definitely not the
pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that
is impossible.
The water that drips from the cave
ceiling that is most definitely not the
pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that
is impossible.
by rockpeeholder August 17, 2024
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by P. Colot July 23, 2004
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Get the Rock bottom mug.A Burgundian rock fucker is a man (or sometimes woman) who hails from the land of Burgundy and partakes in sexual intercourse with various rocks and stones.
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