john

johns are very outgoing baseball player, any sports guy... LAME, he loves booty pics,

omg john is so cool he plays baseball

by mommyyyyy3 January 25, 2022

75 Johns

Similar to 75 Hard just different rules

1. Waking up everyday

2. Consume 3 takeaways a week

3. Claim to read 10 pages of a book

4. Walk to the shop and call it an outdoor workout

5. Aim for win everyday.

Well bro you doing 75 johns this year?

by TheGukings69 March 5, 2025

john beur

a fucking piece of shit that steals all my damn gum

John Beurer is Nicolette Martinez’s little bitch

by Nicolette Martinez November 3, 2021

John Bridged

When someone bends backwards and puts a females penis in his mouth

Bro I got John Bridged last night and she was so hot

by The John Bridge May 7, 2025

John F. Kennedy

When you nut on a girls face and right when you nut on her face you knock her out.

Man, I sure did John F. Kennedy the fuck out of Stacy last night.

by DullDuck January 12, 2018

John

Another word for thing or place.

“Yo, grab that john”
“We need to get outa this john”

by I Am Him, no questions asked February 4, 2024

Johning

(Verb) act of masturbation involving long object (exp. broom, pole, stick) inserted into rectum for prostate stimulus.

I was johning so hard it broke my broom

by Marco Pole May 26, 2025