That guy

Why are you even reading this, you know your not that guy.

Look at jimmy over there, he’s not that guy.

by I am just that guy August 4, 2021

All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

Find Your Gundam Guy

A romance story that can be told in 4 photos. 1- random flex of obscure interest (Gundam) in your DMs, 2- DMs get better, 3- unexpectedly meeting and 4. pledging eternal love . Taken from the tweet by @mitsurutenma 11/22/17, retweeted 121k 🤍 388k

- I hate being single
-Don’t worry , someday you’ll Find Your Gundam Guy.

by jmjEagle November 22, 2022

Kufteta Guy

A special Bulgarian meatball that can be used to describe someone who is fat.

The guy in front of us is ordering so much food. What a kufteta guy.

by Mikson March 1, 2024

Self help guys

Biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

rohit guy

bay area slang for a Indian man with dark complexion, similar to those of african descent

that man is a rohit guy, stay away

by shaofung March 11, 2024

GUY

Girl Under You.
One of the most satisfying sexual positions!

... thanks, Lady Gaga!

I whispered, There's nothing more satisfying than being your GUY.
I get so fucking wet just thinking about being the GUY in your life.

by Real-Sexy May 12, 2014