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(offensive) what you say to someone who is not only very politically opinionated, and not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, but also arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well.
son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.

father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?

son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
by Sexydimma May 7, 2013
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Rock

Definition 1: Material made up of the surface of the planet

Definition 2: Something that is cool or is pleasant
1: I Found a cool rock

2: that party rocked dude!
by JerrySucksToes December 1, 2024
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Night Rock

Slang for Crack-Cocaine. Name stems from scrappers who would spend their day gathering scrap metals to sell to local buyers, so they could pay for a nights worth of Crack rock.
Uncle Rayray spent all day scrappin', so he could get some night rock.
by Hardmeat McLargehuge April 27, 2014
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Lies Rock

Basically the Hitler of high school but in a female overweight body. She claims to care about children and can't stop bragging about her having achieved a certificate for being a teacher as well as for human studies, which really is just a different way to say: "Fuck you I'm officially a psychiatrist."

OH and did I mention she sexually harasses her students?
"I can't believe Lies Rock is constantly insulting us, she would be a terrible psychiatrist."
-"But she actually is a psychiatrist."

" I'm joining ISIS."
by Dr. Poopybutthole June 20, 2017
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Punk Rock

A loud, fast, and deliberately offensive style of rock n roll.
Emo: OMG I LOVE PTV BVB AND MCR THEY ARE SO PUNK ROCK

Punk: Kill yourself, please.
by Crack Daddy Decaf May 26, 2016
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pet rock video

A video upload which contains no useful information, political, technical,
scientific or otherwise important new product caveat updates.
An absolutely boring video.
A video which contains near exact themes in relation to innumerable others.
I saw another pet rock video today of a cute chick on her second day of
distilled water fasting.
by 10isC November 21, 2017
mugGet the pet rock videomug.

Rock Paper Scissors

A game I play with my relfection every day.
Rock paper scissors... yes I win!11!
by Lonely, July 24, 2022
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