bag of rocks

Someone who desperately tries to be something they aren't for attention. This person is super obnoxious and does the most annoying things even after they are aware that people hate it. This person begs for attention from a guy or girl, but has several flaws in their personality that they try to make up for in stereotypical attributes that someone would like.

Person 1: Kid across the street says he's a skater.
Person 2: HA! What a joke. He can't even do an ollie on the grass.
Person 1: What a bag of rocks.

Person 1: Can you believe this kid keeps singing in Discord calls?
Person 2: Yeah! He's such a bag of rocks.

by gammaraytray February 23, 2021

rock dookies on your chest

Play a few games of Fortnite

I'm ready to rock dookies on your chest!

by Hotel02 February 26, 2021

Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.

Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!

by maxwellkona4 February 26, 2021

The Rock

Though they are both tall actors, The Rock is good acting, and Ben Affleck is bad acting and good speech delivery.

The Rock seems like he would be a trustworthy guy in real life, so he doesn't seem like a guy trying to be a character in a movie.

by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021

peace out for rock and roll

a more common saying for goodbye than "peace out girl scout"

S: peace out girl scout
A: peace out for rock and roll

by jdzhba March 4, 2021

Rock a hoola

Someone or something that was once hot but is now deemed irrelevant and defunct. The origins of this term come from a place originally called lake delores water park in newberry springs.ca. in 1998 or 1999 it was rechristened as. The rock a hoola water park.and enjoyed a successful run until 2004 or2005 when a park employee was involved in an after hours waterslide accident. The. Park never fully recovered financially.and closed a few years later. It is now abandoned.

Man.that house band used to be hot. But now it's just rock a hoola!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

moon rock

a turd and/or shart (containing a decent amount of fecal matter) that extrudes from a naked anus from one willingly to another unwilling

Yeah bro! Last night I gave Jake a moon rock and put it in his hand and he scratched his head and smeared my rock in his hair! Yeah bro he's hella gay!

by El Joto Rojo March 11, 2021