god facutie

The cutest and fatest person alive. The god facutie is the leader of all facuties. Once the god facutie is born the title cannot be removed until death. At the present day the god facutie is Julien. Past god facuties include Rodger Wilder, Jason Beall and others.

All hail the god facutie. There is no one cuter and fatter than he!

by Master of Dictionary January 6, 2011

Ass too God

When you wholeheartedly believe in something.

"Ass too God, bro- I really want a sandwich."

by ThevillaRealAshley February 13, 2022

God king

Jesus was the holy God King but people have their doubts
Yahweh was the Jewish god king
the true god king is associated with the christian god king

peoples similar to the god king were known as Ghandi, the Buddha, and The Dalai Lama

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"

Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro

by Renegade69 July 25, 2016

God Dramnit

Pun. Expression, exclamation.

A complimentary utterance used by scotch drinkers to convey their feelings toward their taste of whisky.

See also: dram damn

Paul: How do you like that Isley?
Peter: God dramnit that’s some good whisky.

by lastfrontiermama September 28, 2019

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018