B A N D

The family that everybody wants. Woodwinds are like the parents, and the B A N D director is god. Don’t forget the sheer crackhead energy of the low brass and percussion barreling past to get some cheeks 🏃🏽 ♂️💨

“Man, B A N D class must be so much fun!” said a loser who’s not in B A N D.

by superior squidward May 26, 2021

National grab d day

February 11th is when every girl will be obligated to grab a dick as part of their routine

Did you know it’s February 11th?
Yeah, I’m excited because it’s National grab d day

by Bigbet244 February 10, 2019

The Flying D

When you use your fully erect penis to hit someone, i.e. your friend or lover, in the face. You must run across the room adjacent of the target, yelling their name; at the mid way point of the room, to gain their attention, then aiming for the nose of said person after jumping in the air, bringing your erect penis down like a drop kick.
If done correctly, their nose should be bleeding.

"Frank... I hate you..."
"Why?"
"Because I think you broke my nose when you gave me the Flying D."

by TheMeatiestOfShields February 24, 2017

A+D

provides a protective barrier to prevent diaper rash by helping to seal out wetness.

If your baby develops diaper rash, use A+D Zinc Oxide Cream to soothe skin and relieve discomfort. Spreads on easily to protect your baby’s precious skin.

by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023

Fisher D

That one popular guy at your school who claims to be straight but then goes send gets laid by the gay kid.

Hey Susan, you see that new guy , he’s tot a Fisher D.

by 91 octane September 17, 2023

Badd d

Stupid American prick who plays with cb radios needs to get a life and stop reading urban dictionary also sex pest

Badd d is a cb dickhead

by Spazzylegs November 22, 2021

D pick

Selection of a partner due to exceptional flirting abilities

"She gets at least one d pick a week — she can have her pick of men"

by dickpickman December 9, 2021