National Rip Off Ears Day

some people say April 24th is national r*pe day, so therefore we will make it national rip off ears day, ears are quite easy to rip off just start at the top and pull down at a angle❤️

“hey, did you know april 24th is national rip off ears day? “
“oh really?”
“yup!”
“nice, definitely if somebody looks at me sideways their ear will be ripped off!”

by ..brookkk April 23, 2021

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NATIONAL BE A DICK DAY MAY 13TH

It’s whenever you be a dick to everyone

People ask people when is NATIONAL BE A DICK DAY May 13TH

by Steve dumb April 29, 2021

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NATIONAL FALL OUT IN CHURCH DAY

National Holiday founded by Sam Roberts celebrating the peak of "black church" experience. Officially celebrated the 1st Sunday in May, church goers across the country post pictures of themselves knocked out by the holy ghost on their social media. All in fun, this holiday was created for church kids and members across the country and world to have a wholesome but entertaining day as a community.

Did you see the posts for National Fall Out In Church Day? Hilarious!

by SongrighterjR April 29, 2021

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NATIONAL SHARE SECRET LIST DAY

National share secret list day is on May 17th and is a day where your friends have to share their secret list with you if you ask.

Gabe: Hey Emma you wouldn't have any secret lists do you?
Emma: hey I do and today is national share secret list day so I'll show you.
Gabe: cool I wonder what the list is about

by Hubba bubba mama mia May 13, 2021

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