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God

He has nothing nice to say about you
"I've mert God. He had nothing nice to say about you."
by SZASZUKEEEEEE May 9, 2022
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God-time

How the gods perceive time differently from mortals, due to their longer lifespans.
(e.g: 'The gods are typically more patient than mortals as 100 years is like a month in god-time' ).

(Note: God-time is kind of comparable to human and dog years, but not exactly).
by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 25, 2024
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Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.
The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!
by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018
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hard on god

When something is so good and human made that’s it’s hard for god to see that as they will wish they made them
Man those kicks are hard on god
by CheersBruh January 16, 2023
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God TAM

The Total Addressable Market is so big that VCs don’t need to worry about it. Typically +1,000x opportunity.
VC: What is your Total Addressable Market?
Entrepreneur: It’s God TAM.

VC: Great, next question.
by ChuyG November 22, 2020
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gap-godding

The act of filling in gaps in knowledge or human understanding with "god did it".
When science has no definitive answer to a question, theists will often resort to gap-godding to fill in the answer.
by Yrag Mudaneb August 26, 2023
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Fuck The God Damn Shit

The phrase "Fuck The God Damn Shit" is usually used when (#1) some one is doing something and is tired of doing it and gives up. (#2) Or, it can be used when someone is trying to give someone else something and they deny it."
1.) Kaleb: "Jerry, how much longer am I gonna be cleaning this car for? "

Jerry: "If you can get that bird crap off my car, probably another 2 hours."

Kaleb: "You know what Jerry, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I'm going home. You can clean the car yourself, I hope!"

2.) *on the phone*

Bobby: "Noah, I got a surprise for you bro!"

Noah: "Wait...don't tell me it's..."

Bobby: "The money I owe you from last year? Yep! All in cash!"

Noah: "I won the lottery last week. I'm a millionaire! And you can keep the money too."

Bobby: "Wait a damn minute...so you mean to tell me I was busting my ass at work trying to get you this money and

a millionaire? You know what...FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT! I can't believe this. I already sent the money to your bank

account bro! I can't believe this. I've been meaning to tell you something too..."

Noah: "First of all, we're not gonna speed past this like you didn't just lose your mind. Let's take a moment of silence..."

*the moment of silence*

Noah: "Now. What did you have to tell me, Bobby?"

Bobby: "I WANTED TO TELL YOU...THAT I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHA FUCKA"

Noah's Girlfriend: "Take Money"

Noah: "Stacey, we're done! You know what, FUCK THE GOD DAMN SHIT!"
by Walkers World April 19, 2022
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