National Make Fun of a Confederate Day

April 9th, The day in which you make fun of confederate traitors. listen to Union Dixie and laugh at the people who still fly the stars and bars. Celebrated on the day that they surrendered to General Ulysses S Grant of the glorious Union Army. I can think of no reason their banner of treason should continue to fly in the land of the free.

"ItS My HErItAgE"

"Begone, Traitor! its National Make Fun of a Confederate Day! L + No slaves + No Economy + Lost The War + Sherman-d + No Gettysburg + No Manufacturing + Land of Traitors + Marching Through Georgia + No Infrastructure +(this cycle continues for hours as the Union Chad names every major confederate loss and flaw)

by TheAmericanSoldier2 April 16, 2023

National Give Skyy 25$ Day

March 8th !! Everyone give skyy 25 $

Skyy: give me 25 $
Boy: no way!
Skyy: it’s national give skyy 25$ day!
Boy:ugh here!

by iiamskyyt March 7, 2022

national kiss your dog day

you kiss your dog on this day. check, paw, head, lips, leg, etc.

guys! it’s national kiss your dog day. i’m gonna go kiss my dog on his head.

by lani knows best May 31, 2022

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On December 13, kiss your crush without context

National Kiss Your Crush Day is a day where you have to kiss your crush without reasoning.

by Richyrock December 11, 2021

National shut the hell up day

On January 10, we will all tell someone to shut the hell up

‘ yo ‘

‘ yeah? ‘

‘ shut the hell up ‘

‘ why? ‘

‘ because its national shut the hell up day ‘

by Sulsonoa November 10, 2021

National fuck you paul day

National fuck you paul day is every night held I my house I’ll see you tonight paul Castro.

I’m going to fuck Paul Castro so hard tonight we will call it national fuck you paul day

by Paul’s BF October 7, 2020

national hug a short friend day

hug a short friend! make them feel loved. why not. give em a big ole tight hug

hey! it’s national hug a short friend day.
cool can i get a hug?!
sure you can buddy:)

by idkkk lol September 12, 2021