Cat

a dog

" that's a nice cat can I pet him then give him a bone"

by see you next year or not haha September 29, 2020

Cat

Our great overlords

We worship our great overlords the cats

by Cat slave n.o. 19884629264826C October 3, 2020

Cat

Cats are usually fat like a potato also if this gets voted make this a trend #FATPATATO

I have a cat

by mate it is false teeth October 3, 2020

Cat piss stick

Another name for marijuana

Bro bass that Cat piss stick I wanna be so high I can touch the sky

by NewYorksFinest October 5, 2020

Cat

A cute yet scary little ninja with blades in it paws, a jump that could reach the clouds, silent paws, and a sharp bite, if you arent careful they'll kill you, or they are sweet creatures who sleep all day

Joe: Oww your cat just bit me

Me: Joe, you didnt share your food its going to slaughter you

by your local girlfriend October 8, 2020

Cat block

Like a cock block but with wlw folks

Me and my gf were gonna fuck but then my phone rang and I got called in to work. My boss was being such a cat block

by kitkit katkat October 8, 2020

Cat

A Cute Little Fucker™ that will claw your eyes out for no reason, but you live it anyways

Person1: Hey, I didn't know you owned a cat.

Person2: I don't, It owns me.

Person1: Can I pet it?

Person1 got scratched because fuck you

by GodteirCats October 10, 2020