Urban Dictionary

The place where wholesome words become associated with sex

I used Urban Dictionary to have an orgasm
uhh yeahhh fuck yeah ahhhh

by NoPussySucker October 30, 2020

Urban Dictionary

are you seriously looking this up?

you're on it right now

Urban dictionary

by FartFartFartBoogie May 21, 2023

urban dictionary late capitalist

When the volunteer editors at Urban Dictionary repeatedly decide not to publish your fantastical definition of a penis bra (similar to face bra), just because they sell those gaiters for their capitalistic gain.

You urban dictionary late capitalist, don't you realize that selling penis bras would more than redouble your sales?

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Basically Reddit but the dictionary version

Has the same type of people on it except on here they are "English majors"

James: "Hey do u use Reddit"

Jimmothy: "Of course not! How dare you assume I use that filth! I use Urban Dictionary. Of course, someone like you would use Reddit as I see you don't use a comma after "Hey", spell "you" correctly, and not put a question mark after "Reddit."

by Cal_Cal February 19, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website for people to make sex jokes instead of telling the actual definition of the word.

Person 1: I typed jigglypuff into Urban Dictionary
Person 2: Ok, and?
Person 1: Apparently its when a slightly obese man masturbates with a donut.
Person 2: Isn't that a Pokemon?

by RedNine September 5, 2022

Urban Dictionary

An app I regret creating.

...jk I didn't create it, but somebody did.

What's a sqwelcherbllelcheristicia? I have no idea, Why don't you look it up on Urban Dictionary, it might be there.

by Sqwelcherbllelchertionisticia May 19, 2017

Urban Dictionary

The "addicted to heroin" version of Cambridge Online Dictionary.

John: "I just looked up <<cookie>> on Urban Dictionary."
Tom: "And?"
John: "....ew."

by merionurbandictionary September 26, 2020