poop attack 10

Person A: "poop attack 10"
Person B: "what's poop attack 10"
Person A: "poop attack 10"
Person B: "what"

comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

by safetypuppy January 1, 2013

My driveway and sidewalk were shoveled clean until the town came by and left plow poop in them.

by Teruska December 15, 2013

Do I even have to explain POOP IN THE BUTT= MONEY IN THE HAND

by anonymous December 9, 2020

An untimely need to defecate when you have just started a major project, usually in the mid afternoon.

I was in the middle of changing the oil on my Harley when I had to take a project poop.

by Jakelightning October 10, 2018

Person 1: Bro whats that smell
Person 2: I did a poop in my pants
Person 1: What's poop?
Person 2: Idk man, idk.

When you're jerking off (or flicking the bean) and your "finish" is so extreme that you shit yourself.

"damn I was jerking it so hard last night I accidentally blunder pooped in my bed"