by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the Hellstrom, The God Of Chaos, Love, And Trickery, The, Hellstrommug. The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.
"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
by Ahotchick April 22, 2014
Get the pick-up godmug. by IndyCaffeinated February 18, 2022
Get the Sadistic Sex Godmug. A VERY hard spamtrack in Friday Night Funkin' that features the characters Scopomania Eye, Ommetaphobia Eye, Banger Eye, and Scopoliosis Eye. The song was made by a Russian guy on YouTube called Dimonchik Limonchik.
I got blueballed 100 times on the Ommetaphobia Eye part in the song The Eye of God. I almost broke my fingers.
by Sussy bussy sinhala sus November 22, 2024
Get the The Eye of Godmug. 
by AllisonAuto May 23, 2018
Get the good morning and god blessmug. Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
Get the The God you worshipmug.