The code of Joe

if any man offers a women free drinks and goes out of his way to be athletically pleasing to her the woman must comply and come have drinks with him.

I bought her a drink as per the Code of Joe and she cam flocking for more.

by WTFISTHATSHIT March 10, 2018

joe <3

ti amo bebi si a me vita

2/10/22
we fell in love in october rutta

-mars

bestia catanese: oh look at that guy over there!
io: back off, he’s my bf joe <3.

by ilovecaca268 October 02, 2022

A Joe Reason

Something so idiotically moronic spoken/written that any and all who read/hear it should instantly ignore, forget and move on swiftly.

"Why didn't he like X?"
"Ah don't worry dude, he gave me a Joe reason"
"I've already forgotten him"

by Pattsey December 14, 2021

South eye joe

A name for person who is a imbread hillbilly

That guy is a south eye joe

by Aaayaaa444 June 13, 2024

Joe Dispenza

A "New Age guru" who uses incomprehensible language and a deeply flawed misinterpretation of science to say "Quantum Physics makes anything possible", and that you can choose a future "in the quantum field through by combining electricity from thoughts and magnetism from emotions".

Joe Dispenza: You are a frequency in the infinite quantum field where there is no past, present and future.

Rational person: Errr... What? How?

Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"

Rational person: ...

New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!

Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop

by happybloke42 June 19, 2021

Paddy Joe

A very cool guy with lots of bitches

That guy looks like Paddy Joe

by Imposter is sus November 21, 2021

Chicken Joe

Chicken Joe is the head of the FBI and frequently helps the DEA in drug investigations. He was involved in taking out Bin laden and Pablo. He know frequently uses young kids to help him in his investigations.

K- Whoever works with Chicken Joe is an opp
A- I swear. I heard S started to work with him once he turned his card yellow.
J- Seriously I knew S was an opp
I- I knew S was sus

by Iknoweveryonessecrets October 23, 2020