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pickled poop

when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.

When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.

That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.
Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.

Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.
by 47akg47 July 10, 2023
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Poop sock

A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.
The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
by Your brother in Christ April 7, 2023
mugGet the Poop sockmug.

poop

a delicioys consistenciy that comes from you butt
i ate a lot of poop today
by in my feels October 13, 2020
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Poop

I need to take a poop
by ManamesJEFF February 4, 2019
mugGet the Poopmug.

Ass Poop Bitch

OMG HE HAS ASS POOP BITCH, I FEEL SO BAD
by LoneGray December 21, 2020
mugGet the Ass Poop Bitchmug.

Poop

It can be used oh your poop
by Sexyssssss June 18, 2021
mugGet the Poopmug.

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