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my face when I found out that you touched my spagheT without my consent

and then I eat your toes and vomit them into your belly button that I widened with my tongue

-HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY SPAGHET
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by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 8, 2021

Hoe o' clock

The time of day where a gentleman or a woman stops all other activity to tend to his or her hoes through various social media platforms, mostly snapchat. The most common hoe o' clock is at 11 pm but can vary greatly. It often interferes with a mans gaming schedule since a man cannot snap hoes with a headset on.

Oh wow would you look at that, it´s Hoe o' clock, time to stop gaming and tend after my hoes!

by Hi Im fat May 23, 2020

R-e-d-o

someone who picked the better things to change what they did last "time" and as he/she proceed You Will "forget" all.

I have been with that since when? its kinda infuriating it hurts i just wanna R-e-d-o

by RedoShifter June 11, 2022

Reverse tug-o-war

A high-stakes, double-ended dildo game of dominance and propulsion where two consenting adults (or more, if you’ve got the gear and the gumption) engage in a mutual trust exercise that tests pelvic thrust strength, core stability, and friendship. Instead of pulling, the aim is to push — hard. When one partner power-thrusts backward on their end of the double-ended dildo, the force drives the other end deeper into their partner’s orifice of choice (traditionally anal, but other ports of entry are fair game depending on orientation and available lube).

“Last night Brad and I played reverse tug-o-war after a few too many edibles… I lost, and my soul left my body somewhere around thrust number four.”

by Watsthisthenslut May 30, 2025

carlos o' smellies

A nasty fart after eating Mexican food. Specifically, Carlos o' Kelly's.

"Dude, what the fuck did you eat?"

"Sorry man. Mexican food gives me the Carlos o' Smellies!"?

by whatarethis January 23, 2014

splif' o kief

when you make a spliff mixed with kief

guy1: bro do you have any weed left
guy2: nah cuh but i have some kief so we can make a splif' o kief!

by Jesus_is_my_nigga November 29, 2021

I&O (In & Outs)

I&Os are the items that make us feel modern, new, each season. It might be a shoulder that we are experimenting with, or a certain exaggerated sleeve shape. Pieces that makes us feel like our entire closet has been refreshed by their addition alone. And whilst they allow us to experiment, because they pair back with other items in our closet that speak to our DNA, we never feel in costume. We wear them for years, retire them, then bring them back out again when the time is right.

Person 1: This patent leather pant totally works for this season, thank gosh they are a I&O (In & Outs) so I can wear them next season too!

by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021