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walmart vest

a homoerotic wardrobe staple of Walmart employees. typically accessorized with pins and patches to give shoppers a false sense of approachability. sometimes the back is bedazzled to say “daddy’s little slutbag” in rhinestones, but not always.
person 1: “man, did you see ailee’s walmart vest?”
person 2: “yeah, it’s so y2k thrift store chic!”
by streborarella June 16, 2022
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Walmart Creature

Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures
person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?
by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 1, 2018
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Walmart wagyu

The most attractive woman in Walmart. Average looking outside of Walmart, but in there she’s a smokeshow.
“Bro check HER out

“She’s alright I guess…”

“Nah my guy. That’s Grade A Walmart Wagyu right there.”
by goddamn_batman August 10, 2022
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Walmart

walmart follows slavicnickolai OMG OMG
by BruhSlav May 2, 2020
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Walmart-Guru

A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).
Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”

Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021
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Walmart

A place where you see people, especially influencers, fuck up the place. Name a day you don't see something flying at your face when going to Walmart. You might see people getting a haircut, and people getting freaky in the bathrooms. *wink*
Person no.1 Do you want to go Walmart?
Person no.2 No, did you know that people at Walmart can sometimes get freaky in the bathrooms?
by WisteriaChan June 18, 2024
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Walmart Version

adjective;

1 A derogatory term that is used to disparage a consumer product that is obviously a cheap, poorly made rip-off of a more desired, expensive brand.
2. Any musical group or that attempts to sound like a popular band, but fails.
1. "My brother was bragging about getting a pair of Air Jordans, but they turned out to just be the Walmart Versions..."
2. "I checked out a Greta Van Fleet show, but they turned out to be a Walmart Version of the Rolling Stones.
by Simon Trinculo January 3, 2025
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