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Spot the Vegan

When a group of people on a chat room or text posts (mostly in tumblr) decide they want to say something against vegans, usually resulting in a vegan to find the chat room / posts on the text posts defending vegans or saying something against those who use animal bi-product, revealing themselves as vegan. The round ends when one person has found a vegan and says "found the vegan!" Most of the time the game does not take long, because vegans like to defend themselves.
Example 1-
Person 1: Hey I just posted a picture of a chicken at a butcher shop! Lol lol!
Person 2: hilarious!
Vegan: oh my god! This poor animal is about to be murdered and torn apart for food! It's cruel!
Person 1: Why it's already gonna die anyway.
Vegan: IT TAKES 4,000 GALLONS OF WATER AND 60 POUNDS OF CORN TO RAISE 10 CHCICKENS FOR YOUR PRECIOUS CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Person 3: Lol found the Vegan!

Example 2-
Person 1: here's some delicious pork tenderloin!
Person 2: yum!
Person 3: Wow is that a Beurre Blanc?!
Vegan: You know that was once an animal called a pig not a PORK TENDERLOIN.
Person 2: Well, found the vegan!
Person 1: Lol spot the vegan is so easy!
by RonnieDonyBalonie June 27, 2015
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deja vegan

noun
1. the sense or feeling that you are tasting a vegan dish that tastes like the last vegan dish you tasted, whatever it was.
2. Name for the feeling that all vegan food tastes the same.
Stacy: How does that dish taste?
Jim: You know, deja vegan, same as that other one.

I'm having a sense of deja vegan.
by Tantum March 11, 2011
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vegan hair

long, beautiful, natural hair: often untouched by dyes, styling products/tools, synthetic materials, meats, or cheeses.
"what is it about that girl that makes her raw as hell?"

"it's the vegan hair, man."
by leila r. July 25, 2012
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vegan nazi

someone who is a vegan and goes beyond the acceptable ways of professing this fact (wearing t-shirts and patches, handing out leaflets, writing letters, giving presentations, having websites, and so on) and harasses people about their meat/dairy eating ways in a non-joking manner. not to be confused with your garden variety vegan.
"dude, that kid started screaming at me for eating a cookie with eggs in it... what a vegan nazi!"
by wannabe May 10, 2006
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Vegan-Vampire

One who believes it's wrong to eat meat and byproducts of animals, but thinks they're a vampire in the traditional sense.

See Deadgod.
Wow, that fucktard deadgod says he is a vampire but won't touch animal meat.
by asdf August 22, 2003
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Vegan Noobs

Vegans (mainly members of PeTA) who don't have a slight clue of what's going on or getting thier facts twisted,warped or distorted without hearing the truth.
Clint:I heard PeTa is claiming that people could get Swine Flu h1n1 by eating Pork!

Deadora: WHAT!?!? Those PeTA protesters are a bunch of Vegan Noobs!
by BruinKiller3469 May 20, 2009
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Vegan Rage

The intense and inappropriate irritability and anger outbursts displayed by a vegan when they are hungry and cannot easily access food that meets their dietary requirements. Vegan Rage is particularly severe early in the transition from meat eating. Vegan Rage is similar to hanger, but considerably more intense.
Yikes, chill dude and have some peanuts. You are experiencing some serious Vegan Rage.
by niarte June 13, 2017
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