frosted unicorn

The frosted unicorn is the act of taking an alaskan pipeline and strapping it to ones head. Such as performing the unicorn sexual act but with an alaskan pipeline. Tie the alaskan pipeline around your head to look like a horn. you then ram it in someone's but until they climax and while they climax you neigh like a horse.

Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!

Francine: that sounds disgusting!

by japaneserescueteam March 29, 2011

Internet Unicorn

Attractive females in pictures that can be found online, but when it comes to the real world they can never be found.

"Hey man look at this picture, isn't this chick sexy?"

"Dude she's a internet Unicorn"

by Pandrew December 12, 2016

obese unicorn

the unicorn that moved to america 25 years ago.

hannah: "you wish you were an obese unicorn!"

by frickinrawrness ness ness June 18, 2011

unicorn dildo

dildo on head

mate my girlfriend loves a bit of unicorn dildo action naa'mean

ye mate gimme some of that

by david's wood December 22, 2017

double unicorn

A unicorn with two horns,because a dicorn sounds ridiculous

wow look at that horse with two horns I think it's called a double unicorn

by SwankyMushroom July 05, 2015

The Infamous Unicorn

Otherwise known as the UNIC or Charlie Unicorn November Tango (CU*T). He is quite a bitch.

The Infamous Unicorn is a dickish goddamn pussy.

by Hillary4prezz2016 June 05, 2010

Unicorn Trap

A block of computer programming code that is intended to be rewritten later but ultimately never gets rewritten.

I wrote that code a year ago, with every intention of going back and rewriting it, but it turned out to be a unicorn trap.

by euler of man February 19, 2014