unicorn dildo

mate my girlfriend loves a bit of unicorn dildo action naa'mean

ye mate gimme some of that
by david's wood December 22, 2017
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silver unicorn

The most beautiful thing ever seen. The guy / girl that is so far out of your league that you will never have a chance. Worthy of being put atop a pedestal. To you, everything about him/her is so unbelievably perfect that getting together is out of the question. Walking down the street and seeing them makes your day. They make your heart flutter. Regardless of who you are, if you were having a conversation with them... you would find yourself at a loss of words. Everyone has a silver unicorn. A silver unicorn to you may not be a silver unicorn to someone else. You dream about them. You think about them. They are perfect.
“That girl is a ten for sure.” “No bro, she’s not a ten - she’s beyond a ten. She’s my silver unicorn.”
by frozenman57 May 30, 2017
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Unicorn Point

Euphemism for "reputation points" that can be earned by users of any Stack Exchange site (e.g. Stack Overflow); earned mostly by posting high quality questions/answers.
1. That being said, if you post a good bug report here, you'll tend to get lots of Unicorn Points for your question reporting it.

2. See this screenshot I spent a lot of unicorn points to make

3. So I was on an aimless stroll through the SE Leaderboards and planning admiring unicorn points when I figured I'd shift to another site to be more productive.
by Unicorn Points January 07, 2015
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frosted unicorn

The frosted unicorn is the act of taking an alaskan pipeline and strapping it to ones head. Such as performing the unicorn sexual act but with an alaskan pipeline. Tie the alaskan pipeline around your head to look like a horn. you then ram it in someone's but until they climax and while they climax you neigh like a horse.
Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!

Francine: that sounds disgusting!
by japaneserescueteam March 29, 2011
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double unicorn

A unicorn with two horns,because a dicorn sounds ridiculous
wow look at that horse with two horns I think it's called a double unicorn
by SwankyMushroom July 05, 2015
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Unicorn Trap

A block of computer programming code that is intended to be rewritten later but ultimately never gets rewritten.
I wrote that code a year ago, with every intention of going back and rewriting it, but it turned out to be a unicorn trap.
by euler of man February 19, 2014
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The Infamous Unicorn

Otherwise known as the UNIC or Charlie Unicorn November Tango (CU*T). He is quite a bitch.
The Infamous Unicorn is a dickish goddamn pussy.
by Hillary4prezz2016 June 05, 2010
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