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Max

Max is a legend amongst the ladies but is secretly homosexual. He can please a woman but would rather please a man. He has small to average genitalia. He loves the outdoors and getting smashed on the weekends. Probably good with cars and other things but chooses to spend his time alone masturbating to men. But other than all that a totally cool dude
Is that man homosexual? He’s probably named Max.
by Max is a pepe November 30, 2017
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Max is such a beautiful and intelligent human being. They are gender fluid and just a beautiful outsider to the worl they are loving, caring. And can get a little freaky. The best. Match for a max is a Damien
Max is hot af
by Bbaattmmaann May 8, 2018
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Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”
Yo bro I hope my dick never looks like MAXS”
by Jade0907 February 16, 2018
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A horny black man that failed no nut November just a week before December 1st.
Michael: Yo Max u failed nnn yet?

Max: Yea actually I did to some hentai
by Diddle fingers December 6, 2019
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MAX IS THE BEST PERSON EVER TO BE MET EVER. HE'S SWEET, KIND, CARING, AND WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU. if you have a max, keep him close to you. never let him go!

also, maxes are cute as hell
by zachishellacool December 14, 2019
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Max is a chill guy most of the time however he bullshits a lot about people and he gets on their bad side. Max is scared of everyone in school including the quiet kid. Max let’s everyone in but he looses them because he bullshits about them.
Is that max? I don’t like him he talked about my dead dog.
by Smart definitions December 22, 2019
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massive neek who loves anal only when he’s receiving
by mashallahmak March 25, 2020
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