Max

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Awkward, insecure, but cool on the d-low. He has a body of Greek gods, with a jawline that makes butchers knives look like play-dough, a stunning smile, and eyes that can swoon princesses. His abs makes BOTH boys and girls go wild, but he is a solid C- in the arse-grabbing department.

A lot of people have secret crushes on Max, but he is too shy to ask them the fuck out. He enjoys drinking, but even when completely shitfaced he does not display much courage.
'OMG Becky, he is SUCH a Max! You're going to need to ask HIM out.'
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Max is a great person, definently better than shemayah
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Max is a chill guy most of the time however he bullshits a lot about people and he gets on their bad side. Max is scared of everyone in school including the quiet kid. Max let’s everyone in but he looses them because he bullshits about them.
Is that max? I don’t like him he talked about my dead dog.
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Max is a name for someone who will most likely live in his moms basement while playing Minecraft and Fortnite all day and never get a girlfriend so prolly turn gay
Yooo don’t be a max no likes a max
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Max usual short for maxwell or Maximus he is usually really funny and fun to be around and is good and sport but he is very different he can be 2 people he don’t really do good in relationships like he will be loyal in like the 1 month and then he will turn on you and do stuff behind his girls back and cheat on her and usually for a younger girl he will admit he did wrong and try to come back to you but will do the exact the again so neve trust a max
Max: hey girl

Genna: hey

Max: wanna come over tn it’ll be fun

Genna: dont you when a girlfriend

Max: yeah but she don’t have to know

Genna : but she’s one of the prettiest girls in school and your coming to me why
Max: cause I know you’ll give me what I want

Genna:.......
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Your friendly Outdoor Ed TA.
Max made sure no one put the helmet on backwards.
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Max is secretly having fun with your mother
Max has a small dick
by frederick max December 12, 2018
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