Max

A tall fat young man who has a passion for noncing on little kids.Presumibly between the age of 40 and 80 and has a small penis.Gets beaten at home and loves a good ram by his homosexual family members.Usually has a sexual relationship with a nonce called Nathan who is usually Scottish.Usually wears nhs quality and stolen specs.Whips around in a double decker bus.

That fat nonce called max.

by Whjkgehvftjbdsbhh December 27, 2018

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Max!

Max is a male name only given to the most gorgeous and perfect who have amazingly stunning good looks and has a giant Godly male reproductive organ and looks like the product of David Hasselhoff and Chuck Norris but no girls will ever have Max for their own awesome and fantastic experience because they are gay

No girl shall have Max!

by Max'sLover March 30, 2017

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Max

Max is annoying. He is always trying to show off and he is always trying to roasts everyone.

Max is going to school

by Potato chips salad November 18, 2019

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Max

Max is secretly having fun with your mother

Max has a small dick

by frederick max December 12, 2018

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Max

The type of person to play fortnite 24/7. He will always play fortnite. And he likes Derek who is 16 and is the big gay. So Max is a gay and homophobic guy

Max plays fortnite and sees Derek. He then gets his lotion

by Friendly neighborhood rapist March 14, 2019

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Max

Max is the most cute, handsome, loving and sweet guy you'll meet with the most beautiful soul and a scrumptious booty! you'll fall hard for his unbelievable sense of humour. He has the ability to make anyone laugh even in the worst of moods and no matter how hard to try to reject him he'll always be there waiting for you to welcome him with open arms.. it's a blessing and a curse. He fuck's up a lot and isn't always the most truthful but he'll always love you. Don't trust anyone 100% and maybe trust max's a little less. A Max will care for animals often more than he cares for humans but will happily welcome his girlfriend into his family without a second thought.

A Max always has time for hugs and time to show you the love and attention you want/need just not always at the right times. I hope that everyone gets to meet a Max one day because they're the best person i've ever known and i wish that happiness upon everyone!

girl1: I met this guy and i'm falling head over heels for him..
girl2: HE SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A MAX!

by lovelycookie June 25, 2018

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