by Mobscenity October 21, 2014
Certainly the greatest anti-hero ever found in a book. Created by Jules Verne, Captain Nemo is the captain of the submarine, Nautilus. Tortured by a tragic past, the murder of his entire family (including his kids), Nemo promised justice upon the oppressed people of lesser nations. While on the fight for vengeance, Captain Nemo explores the ocean and collects a wealth of knowledge about undersea life and the ocean. Captain Nemo is also known for playing a pipe organ within the parlor of his sub while watching the sea through a massive window.
With fire in his eyes, Captain Nemo ordered the sub to surface , and flying through the ocean at full speed, he steered the Nautilus toward a massive iron-clad steamship. As the prow of the Nautilus ripped through the hull of the warship like a knife through cloth, the submarine slowly dove back into the murky blue depths.
by Narwhals Everywhere August 23, 2017
The workplace comic book villain douche bag who denies accountable for anything and delivers nothing yet still maintains employment.
The shit really hit the fan at work. Everyone was grilled except <insert name> who is Captain Teflon. Nothing ever sticks to him/her.
by naughtykea April 10, 2011
A top 100 hit song of 2019. A Build-A-Bear Eevee plush with a Captain's hat. Truly a work of art and beauty. She always covers her eyes, because if you see them they'll make you wanna cry, she is so adorable that she'll make you wanna get an audiobook from Audible. She is the greatest captain of them all, she'll invite you to every party or ball, she moves at an elegant pace that she'll make you wanna make your own domain with Squarespace.
Person 1: Have you ever heard of Captain Eevee?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: Fuck you, watch Captain Eevee on the website youtube.com
Person 2: No?
Person 1: Fuck you, watch Captain Eevee on the website youtube.com
by Captain Eevee December 04, 2020
There are a number of ways to become a Pimp Captain. For example, if you moon walk on your knees, back-hand a pimp three times consecutively, hire your wife as your hoe then divorce her but keep her as your hoe, etc.
by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010
Joe doesn't want to go to the game with us: He's turning into a real captain video since he got his new X-Box.
Check it out! Captain Video is down to his last quarter!
Check it out! Captain Video is down to his last quarter!
by Badwsky October 03, 2009
Mormon missionary: "I want to be just like Captain Moroni!"
Bystander: "Get the fuck out of my face."
Bystander: "Get the fuck out of my face."
by PoopFaceManShirtPants November 12, 2010