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Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.
Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!
by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024
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Blade Runner

Noun.

When a baby or toddler craps his/her diapers and the poop not only escapes the diaper, it runs up the back and reaches the shoulder blades.
"Van Damme!" Jason said to his wife whilst gasping for air. "Just throw the kid right in the shower and burn his clothes, Ian did a Blade Runner! We're never taking him to Taco Bell again!"
by Tungsten Red November 17, 2020
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pull a blade on

To threaten someone in an aggressive way, it usually involves a knife.
To avoid that the guys continued treating him like that, he pull a blade on them.
by Groggy January 10, 2017
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blade runner legislation

laws against robot, e.g. ticket bot, impersonation bots, "small" donation bots, voting bots, donor bots
From Professor Tim Wu, the author of “The Attention Merchants: The Epic Struggle to Get Inside Our Heads,” is a professor at Columbia Law School and a contributing opinion writer to New York Times
A simple legal remedy would be a “ Blade Runner” law that makes it illegal to deploy any program that hides its real identity to pose as a human. Blade Runner legislation
today’s impersonation-bots are different from the robots imagined in science fiction
by flungingpictures November 1, 2017
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Silk (Blade And Sorcery)

A man that LOVES skibidi toilet. like a LOT, ITS UNHEALTHY.
STOP
"man, did you see that mod that silk (blade and sorcery) made"
"who are you and why are you in my house"
by big verr 45 August 2, 2024
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Koolaid Blade

When you pour Koolaid into a condom, freeze it and then use it as a dildo
My uncle can shove three Koolaid Blades up his anus at once
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021
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