Throat Sharts

the opposite of shitting your pants

after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts

by shep hound February 12, 2020

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Geeb Throat

When you take a fat geeb and your throat hurts.

Ughhh that geeb just gave me geeb throat

by Duckman420__ June 23, 2021

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muffin throat

When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.

Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.

by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 30, 2021

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Yolk throat

when a female consumes eggs prior to a blow job, gags and regurgitates a portion of the egg yolk.

Ole girl gave me some of that good old yolk throat last night.

by Onifc83 September 9, 2019

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someone who snores like a rape ape in the middle of the night

even when its a beautiful clear night they still find a way to create thunder like a trumpet out of their gaping throat

dont be a Thunder Throat

all night the guy was being a friggin Thunder Throat

il never go on vacation with that guy again hes a friggin Thunder Throat

by nutsweat June 6, 2022

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