G Wagon

A G-Wagon or an Mercedes G Class is an car that was developed as a military off-roader, later becoming an luxury 4WD car.

Hey bro,my mother just bought a G Wagon for my birthday.

by Ieepuroy November 22, 2021

Saigon Wagon

The art of taking a pvc pipe and inserting it into the rectum of an individual and proceeding to pour melted wagon wheels through the tube.

Bradley snuck up on James while he was taking a nap in foods class and gave him the most hefty saigon wagon his highschool had ever seen.

by viddycent November 22, 2011

Douche-Wagon

Like a Douche-Canoe but for land.

Dude you're a fucking Douche-Wagon.

by BigBootyButtBalls June 12, 2017

Cunt wagon

A trash-talking bitch so awful that her cuntness is greater than the amount of a single cunt, but rather that of an entire wagonful of cunts

“Fuck, my sister-in-law told her daughter that I don’t like her and then that child asked me about it in front of everyone. She’s such a cunt wagon!”

by ThatBitchAmanda December 17, 2021

goat wagon

A carload of old homosexual men.

When you're in Florida beware of the goat wagons.

by Da-Ve March 8, 2014

Paddy Wagon

1. A sexually attractive part of a person's body.
2. Someone who you don't want to mess with.
3. A police van.

Damn girl, you rockin' that paddy wagon in the back.
Damn dude, you cut, got them paddy wagon pecs.

You mess with paddy wagon, paddy wagon mess with you.
You don't rough and tumble with paddy wagon.

Don't drop the soap in the paddy wagon.

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 23, 2021

Dick Wagon

A Dick Wagon is that one person we all know who doesn’t consciencely do anything without first saying to themselves “Will I look like a dick if I do this?” If the answer is yes then they will do it 100% of the time.

My day was going really great until that Dick Wagon called me just to be a pain in the ass and throw a monkey wrench in my plans.

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 27, 2017