obese unicorn

the unicorn that moved to america 25 years ago.

hannah: "you wish you were an obese unicorn!"

by frickinrawrness ness ness June 18, 2011

frosted unicorn

The frosted unicorn is the act of taking an alaskan pipeline and strapping it to ones head. Such as performing the unicorn sexual act but with an alaskan pipeline. Tie the alaskan pipeline around your head to look like a horn. you then ram it in someone's but until they climax and while they climax you neigh like a horse.

Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!

Francine: that sounds disgusting!

by japaneserescueteam April 14, 2011

Campus Unicorn

Your unicorn is that person you see everywhere and always cross paths with; you both recognize each other, but rarely move past the awkward eye contact because you’ve never actually met.

The term was popularized in the article "Finding Your Unicorn" by Keare and Brown.

"Donahoe had encountered his unicorn earlier that day at the gym. They were standing next to each other and were the only two in the area. It was a little awkward because they had once interacted, Donahoe said, but they didn’t actually know each other."

"Even if you let me yank off your horn, you'll always be my campus unicorn."

by Drainitup April 11, 2015

Death Unicorn

A unicorn that is 9 feet tall, drinks blood, and eat human flesh. It gets its powers from Death Rainbows, which are rainbows made of blood, trust me, look it up. It also has teeth sharper than anything you have and will ever seen in your life. If you ever come across a Death Unicorn, I wouldn't even bother running, they're faster than even snails!

"Hey bro, what's up?"
"THE DEATH UNICORN! IT'S RIGHT ABOVE US"

by Mafia Pigeon March 15, 2022

The Infamous Unicorn

Otherwise known as the UNIC or Charlie Unicorn November Tango (CU*T). He is quite a bitch.

The Infamous Unicorn is a dickish goddamn pussy.

by Hillary4prezz2016 June 5, 2010

unicorn dildo

dildo on head

mate my girlfriend loves a bit of unicorn dildo action naa'mean

ye mate gimme some of that

by david's wood December 22, 2017

Unicorn Lice

The presence of sparkles in ones hair or scalp.

Guy #1: Is that Unicorn Lice?
Guy #2: Yeah, I went to a party with Art students last night. I got totally Broinged. I woke up this morning with Scass in my hair.

by Amber_Cullen_Black August 22, 2009