a Nigga wit a stupid LONG ASS DICK,he is good in bed,and is kind and smart.He is also about that life period pooh.
by john is the shit April 10, 2020

A guy from Council Bluffs, Iowa who thinks the Union Pacific Railroad is stalking him, even though he moved right next to a railroad crossing. He also claims his mailbox address is “right there on the fucking address”
Schizophrenia or drug use is likely.
Schizophrenia or drug use is likely.
by A person who exists April 29, 2024

by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022

by Whatsuuuup February 8, 2018

Most BUILT and CUDDLY guy you'll ever meet. He has a middle part, but his face is really wide. He goes jim once a month and loves scamming middle aged men. If you ever find a Shawn in you life, don't give him a hug cuz he'll kill u bruh.
by Shawn'sMom February 10, 2023

“Shawn Skinner” is the act of smacking back 10 beers before eating the Holy Ghost out of a girls ass
John- hey dan did u do a Shawn Skinner last night
Dan- yeah I was hamsauced last night and her ass was looking juicy
John- solid
Dan- yeah I was hamsauced last night and her ass was looking juicy
John- solid
by Dawgpoo February 7, 2019

by wishmewonder November 9, 2020
