Puddle pirate

A term used to describe the sea cadets

We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates

by whovian._.holmes April 4, 2023

puddle of blood

when you are in the middle of sex and both of u get the horniest you have ever been and you both cum. it overflows n2 a large liquidy pile of cum (white blood)

OH MY GOD!!! I fucked her so hard we both laid a puddle of blood

by fUcK iT!!!!!!!!! January 11, 2009

Extreme Puddle Jumping

Extreme Puddle Jumping is a new form of PARKOUR where friends go outside on a rainy day i jump from puddle to puddle normally singing as they jump and performing a variety of tricks.

"Yo mary let's go extreme puddle jumping!"
*Looks at weather, sees rain for thursday.*
"Alright Bob the weather looks prime for thursday!"

by Bob McFergie January 9, 2012

Puddle slut

A drug feign who spreads their legs in exchange for crack.

Look at that puddle slut the bros got with him today.

He's got a different puddle slut everyday

by Eatbuttfuckducks July 30, 2022

Cuddle Puddle

The pool of sexual juices left after an erotic encounter.

Careful! There's a cuddle puddle over that side of the bed.

by Alpha Pale February 14, 2018

Cuddle Puddle

The pre-ejaculate that leaks out and coagulates on the sheets during spooning and/or foreplay

Todd left a cuddle puddle in my bed last night and now I have to wash all of my sheets.

by LemmyNicole December 15, 2016

cummal puddle

When everyone in the Cuddle puddle takes ruffalin and the first to wake up gets to cum on everyone.

Karl was the lucky one to awake from the cuddle puddle. So he proceeds to jerk off on everyone turning the cuddle puddle into a cummal puddle.

by The Dave’s October 2, 2023