office kite

Someone in your everyday office or workplace who gets high from sniffing permanent markers

"Damn, did you hear Sam is an office kite?"

by ThatDamnDude May 12, 2016

Office ferret

A person that's too good at their job, like fixin wires and stuff, that it's almost ferret-like.

Wow, Kavish is a hard worker! No wonder he's the office ferret.

by office_ferret_wife March 5, 2023

Dentists' Office

A group of idiots doing the floss dance

Person 1- Look at those fucking idiots over there
Person 2- You mean those guys doing the floss
Person 1- Yeah
Person 2- I call that a Dentists' Office.
Person 1- Haha
Person 2- Haha

by Supemloem May 29, 2018

Oval Office

The toilet. This word is usually associated with excessive vomiting due to massive intake of alcohol, a hangover, or projectile diarrhea

Jimmy totally dominated the oval office after 18 beers and $25 worth of Taco Bell.

by Griffin Reed January 17, 2008

police officer

a man who protects the whites and harasses the blacks.

Bitch ass police officers all around the school, i cant even park my got damn car without them lookin suspicious!

by mj25 May 16, 2010

Oval Office

Most people might not know this (well maybe you do) but the White House is actually a huge mental institute, home to the USA's biggest crackpots. The Oval Office is the maximum security cell-the biggest one of them all, and it's home to "Inmate F.U.C.K.T.A.R.D." also known as George Bush.

...So yeah, stay away from the Oval Office.

by Mr. HEUYGWRUFJWSB September 10, 2006

Warrent Officer

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Warrent Officer

A creature that has no mother but was created for the sole purpose of keeping non-rates in line and single-handedly winning battles. Can be your mentor, worst nightmare or just some guy messing with your mind...often at the same time. Eats scrap iron and shits bullets, doesn't sleep with one eye open because they don't need to sleep, their best friend is their rifle and their girlfriend is whatever stripper they picked up at the bar last night. Nietzsche said when you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back; Nietzsche had obviously had his first encounter with a Army Cadet Warrent Officer.

Warrent Officer: Their Crown is a natural evolution warning you to run like hell; kinda like a cobra's rattle or those poisonous fish with bright colors.

by Commando_Corny November 13, 2010