Big Brain Monday

You’ve rested up and are ready to get some work done, the day of productivity and smarts.

Person 1: I’ve been amping up my exercise
Person 2: For non-intensive exercise, why don’t you just incorporate it into your daily life?
Person 1: I guess they don’t lie when they call it Big Brain Monday

by IsolatedWords January 15, 2021

Brown trouser Monday

The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.

Joe: did you get that work in?

Paul: no, I had a “brown trouser Monday”

by DingleDog August 4, 2020

Mommy Milkers Monday

A day where people celebrate Mommy Milkers
Typically used to describe a day of the week

“Hey what day is it?”
“It’s Mommy Milkers Monday.”

by BerriBugs November 23, 2022

Monday Shine Day

On monday shine day (aka every monday)is when you have to talk to your crush or interact with him/her. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!!!! make this day count, its only once a week:)

Monday Shine Day was put to good use today!!!!

by pop off kween November 14, 2020

Meat Beat Mondays

Part of a weekly calendar

Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.

Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!

by MilfBlaster October 10, 2018

man crush monday

the one male you desire
A time where you and your loved one can get naughty😉.

Oo it’s man crush monday and my boyfriends home alone!

by jamesg456 March 16, 2020

misgender margot monday

monday is the day we all get use "she" instead of "they"

on margot

Sophia: "Look! They are right there."
Logan: "Sophia, you cant use "they" on margot! It's misgender margot monday."

by mypseudonymong March 8, 2022