The act of sealing your lips around someone else's anus and sucking out gasses and debris without the anus inhalee trying push out the poo. Sometimes involves semen, in which case it is referred to as a wet vac.
"Oh my, Floyd just inhaled from the anus of Jay without even coughing, he's a damn good experienced anus inhaler. We shall see how Jay does tomorrow, he is much more experienced, probably has fully coated his lungs in poo by now, I bet he doesn't even taste the farts anymore, he's goin straight for the corn layer next."
by Crotchbilly August 22, 2022
A phenomenon that occurs when someone eats excessive amounts of $5 value boxes from taco bell, and have "anal bloomage" from their anus
by Juanorrhea October 15, 2017
by Lennyw April 24, 2017
Larry ate Taco Bell and shit his pants, when he sat down it made one hell of an anus waffle in his pants.
by The bully slayer June 28, 2015
The act of repeatedly whipping your partner (preferably with a pig whip) in the anus,until their anus represents a bloodied flower (rose bud)
by nickyboytoy February 12, 2016
That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.
by itsurbandictionarywhocares April 22, 2015
A fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.
This can be caused by:
1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.
2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.
Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.
This can be caused by:
1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.
2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.
Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.
"Ooh Christ I just made an anus saxophone! Jesus, what a smell! It's like tear gas! I'm going to be sick! Oh well, it sounds very nice."
by Boxyboxyman October 03, 2014