(1. )"She told me I could titty fuck her only if after I slurped off the 'Rack Puddle".
(2.)"Oh please let me give you a 'Rack Puddle' I swear if you don't like it we won't do it again".
(2.)"Oh please let me give you a 'Rack Puddle' I swear if you don't like it we won't do it again".
by Professor Calamitous December 26, 2016

by Realize Everyone Aint Loyal July 22, 2020

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.
by That guys not an Andrew April 18, 2022

A state of lethargy that an individual resides in. Commonly associated with being thrown into a chaotic social life and burning out over time.
*Paul finds himself in a state of desperation and seeks help from his closest of friends: Rachel, Avery, Nate, and Alex.
Paul: Ohh golly, friends, I am so puddled after this long night of silly activities.
Rachel: *walks away*
*Paul diverts his complete attention to Avery*
Avery: Ohh biblically Paul, made you should take a hefty nap.
Nate & Alex: *in unison* Lets all go sleep together! I know you have been puddled!
Paul: Ohh golly, friends, I am so puddled after this long night of silly activities.
Rachel: *walks away*
*Paul diverts his complete attention to Avery*
Avery: Ohh biblically Paul, made you should take a hefty nap.
Nate & Alex: *in unison* Lets all go sleep together! I know you have been puddled!
by starvedchild2002 September 8, 2021

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.
by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019

by Sweet Lucy November 9, 2022

by Nern May 17, 2018
