Also known as "The Hammer* is a God in between the sheets. If an organization is 2hat you're looking for, be prepared for multiples!
I brought this guy home from the bar last night in hopes of some great security. He was nowhere near the Jason Nelson I had the other week. What a disappointment .
by Easyrider21 December 01, 2021
by IAmTheBird August 07, 2021
when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.
he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.
by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022
by SavageSara February 23, 2021
A short person who incessantly brags to young children about his height in order to impress them and boost his own self esteem due to his underlying lack of confidence.
God dammit, I hate it when that stupid Nelson starts bragging to toddlers about being 5'8, when the kid's fucking 5'3.
by Mrs beast February 24, 2020
A verb which means to do something with extreme force and energy. The origin is thought to have come from 'man handle' which was then shortened to 'mandle' which then became 'Mandella' thus giving birth to the epic phrase "let's absalutely Nelson it".
Hey bro shall we absalutely Nelson this beer?
Can't wait to absalutely Nelson the mrs tonight
Bro those thols are brown and smelly let's go Nelson them
Can't wait to absalutely Nelson the mrs tonight
Bro those thols are brown and smelly let's go Nelson them
by SmellyTHAL February 19, 2021