obese unicorn

the unicorn that moved to america 25 years ago.

hannah: "you wish you were an obese unicorn!"

by frickinrawrness ness ness June 18, 2011

Unicorn Trap

A block of computer programming code that is intended to be rewritten later but ultimately never gets rewritten.

I wrote that code a year ago, with every intention of going back and rewriting it, but it turned out to be a unicorn trap.

by euler of man February 22, 2014

Unicorn fam

A versatile, unique, 1 of 1 type of person

Jalen green: yo I’m so unicorn fam not even lebron can can hold me. Yenno what joseph ur defo a certified unicorn fam🦄 now.
Jholani8: yea ik I’m certified unicorn fam, jelly fam N jam fam stop playin wit me

Jalen: top left

by Jholani8 July 2, 2020

silver unicorn

The most beautiful thing ever seen. The guy / girl that is so far out of your league that you will never have a chance. Worthy of being put atop a pedestal. To you, everything about him/her is so unbelievably perfect that getting together is out of the question. Walking down the street and seeing them makes your day. They make your heart flutter. Regardless of who you are, if you were having a conversation with them... you would find yourself at a loss of words. Everyone has a silver unicorn. A silver unicorn to you may not be a silver unicorn to someone else. You dream about them. You think about them. They are perfect.

“That girl is a ten for sure.” “No bro, she’s not a ten - she’s beyond a ten. She’s my silver unicorn.”

by frozenman57 May 29, 2017

The Infamous Unicorn

Otherwise known as the UNIC or Charlie Unicorn November Tango (CU*T). He is quite a bitch.

The Infamous Unicorn is a dickish goddamn pussy.

by Hillary4prezz2016 June 5, 2010

frosted unicorn

The frosted unicorn is the act of taking an alaskan pipeline and strapping it to ones head. Such as performing the unicorn sexual act but with an alaskan pipeline. Tie the alaskan pipeline around your head to look like a horn. you then ram it in someone's but until they climax and while they climax you neigh like a horse.

Jane: (to friend) I told Bob I refused to recieve an alaskan pipeline but he was very persistent so one day as i got out of the shower he ran in to the bathroom with a poop condom tied around his head an pleasured me with it yelling that he as a frosted unicorn. I was surprised to find out how good it was!!

Francine: that sounds disgusting!

by japaneserescueteam April 14, 2011

Unicorn Lice

The presence of sparkles in ones hair or scalp.

Guy #1: Is that Unicorn Lice?
Guy #2: Yeah, I went to a party with Art students last night. I got totally Broinged. I woke up this morning with Scass in my hair.

by Amber_Cullen_Black August 22, 2009