Johann Daveed

The most musically talented person you'll ever meet.

Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.

"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.

"Moonlightish moonlight under moonlight", by Johann Daveed.

"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin

by -Don't use your real name. January 14, 2021

[Delicious Dave]

Definatly by far the MOST delicious man alive= Delicious Dave plays guitar for the most kick ass bands alive. Everyone wants a Delicious Dave.

Maria: Hey wheres delicious? That boy is finee
Alicia: I dont know buddie.. i think we should find him.
Maria: psht duh! who can live without a Delicious Dave?
ALicia: Im not sure

by delicious' hot friends January 24, 2009

Thorny Dave

a scrawny homosexual who enjoys black penises.

Look at that Thorny Dave trying to fit that huge black cock in his mouth!

by Joe Ander June 10, 2004

Dave the Dog

He's a nice doggy that plays with a group of over his playstation console. He loves scooby snacks and big macs. Fat.

Dave the Dog just ate all my fucking scooby snacks!!

by BigDoggy122 July 01, 2017

Dave rule

The Dave rule states that in a male dominated STEM field, in order to not appear sexist, the number of women in a department must be greater or equal to the number of Daves

I only got the job because of the Dave rule

by samgreg January 03, 2022

Dave Grohl

Was drummer for Nirvana in 90-94. Now lead singer for Foo Fighters. Dave is talented and can Sing, Play Dums and Guitar. He also has a deep passion for Grapes.

all zee grapes I shall eat every one. Grapes by grape every single grape on the plate -Dave Grohl

by Plastic Taste Of Dave Grohl September 16, 2017

Daveed Diggs

the best person ever

A: hey u know daveed diggs?
B: OMG YES I LUV HIS HAIR HE IS SO GOOD AT RAP

by your_local_potato December 09, 2020