The Burke Studies

“The Burke studies” were a scientific study took place in 2018. In these studies, a highly respected research group ran a series of tests to find if “Hailey Burke” is attractive (despite her beliefs). Not only did the conclusion state that Hailey Burke was indeed very attractive, but also that she is an amazing person and one of the most wonderful friends in existence.

The results of “The Burke Studies” were very obvious.

“The Burke Studies” weren’t needed to tell us these results; this is already known.

by Speaker of Facts September 3, 2018

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What some people pretend to be doing.

The bubbly girl wasn't really there (in the classroom or the study) to study (people or things/information), she thought of herself as a desperado, the kind of person that would hide behind a desk and pretend to be studying (someone or something) while she waited for an oppurtunity to jump out from behind her desk and stab somebody in the heart from behind if she thought there was a dollar hidden in it somewhere.

by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021

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Student Dying

Person 1: Look at that student dying. What a waste, studying.
Person 2: Yeah, why bother studying.

by フㄖㄚ匚乇卄卂几 May 18, 2019

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a form of torture whereby you have to spend hours reading hundreds of notes and wasting a few hours each day. A way of forgetting everything you have learned before, side effects of studying could be; not studying the right things, failing, staying up at night, stress etc.

''hey! did you pass the test?''
''No, i'll try studying next time although it is stressful.
''fair enough, i get you..''

by gen z type of beat March 18, 2021

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