When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.
Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.
When you know they weren't sick.
Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.
When you know they weren't sick.
Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!
by CountPastPotato June 17, 2013
Get the I just love your spray tan!mug. by Ilikecinimonrowls64 February 11, 2022
Get the Spraying itmug. Throat spray: When a girl (or a dude) gives head, but cant swallow all or any of the cum, so it leaks out of the throat and sprays out the mouth.
"Damn girl! You could've at least tried to swallow it. Look at the room, you throat sprayed my window!"
by wallahabim November 16, 2022
Get the Throat spraymug. Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
Get the Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spraymug. (Verb) Pre-spraying is when someone knows that they are about to take a massive shit, like a bomb; a volcano; the big one, so they spray air freshener before hand so they don't have to bare the stank and/or so they don't have to spray as much air freshener to rid of the stank afterwards.
I had Taco Bell last night, so I pre-sprayed the bathroom before I shat because I knew dat shit was goin to stank.
by OGMacMaster055 July 10, 2016
Get the Pre-Spraymug. by Gabe the bitch May 15, 2019
Get the michael spraymug. When u are over at a girls house past midnight and u cum all over her. Preferably face but stomach or tits will do.
by BigPapi420 July 6, 2015
Get the spraying midnight juicemug.