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I just love your spray tan!

When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.

Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.

When you know they weren't sick.
Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!
by CountPastPotato June 17, 2013
mugGet the I just love your spray tan!mug.

Piss spray

The act of attaching a hose to one’s genitalia and pissing on their neighbours dog.
Ah shit John just pulled the piss spray out again Doris!
by CucumberDog December 13, 2021
mugGet the Piss spraymug.

ice spray

the spray used with extreme frequency whenever the Korean sabre fencers slightly injure themselves. could be considered a drug at this point.
"did you hear about the korean sabre team? they won the olympics!"
"yeah, and they also won the 'most frequently used ice spray' award."
by iceicecoffee August 3, 2021
mugGet the ice spraymug.

Taint Spray

Taint Spray: the spray to hide your taint stank; also known as taint be gone, allows for a fresh smelling taint.
Hey billy, your taint stank. Oh. You should try some "taint spray", it helped me with my stank. Thank you Amanda, now my taint smells like dank.
by Taint Magee May 15, 2018
mugGet the Taint Spraymug.

Eshay spray

When an eshay sprays cum and piss into someone's TNs after rolling them
Eshay 1: "io baa, just rolled some kid for his TNs"
Eshay 2: "Niceee lad, Did you remember to do the eshay spray?"
by Ifuckinglovesnails420 May 1, 2023
mugGet the Eshay spraymug.

spray can rebuild

Painting an engine with a spray can and installing it in a vehicle(without rebuilding it) with the expectation that it will perform well.
I didn't feel like tearing my engine down to refresh it. So a couple cans of spray paint will make this spray can rebuild last for years of abuse.
by Engine Machinist March 25, 2017
mugGet the spray can rebuildmug.

Czechoslovakian spray paint

The Czechoslovakian spray paint is the process of sealing the anus of your sexual partner with duct tape and making them eat nothing but Mexican food for up to 7 days. Once they are at their bursting point point their anus at the wall you want to paint and rip the tape of in one foul swoop and watch as a new vote of paint is applied
“Hey James Jessica came over to my house last night and we agreed on a time next week for hey to paint my room with a Czechoslovakian spray paint
by Snow_Mexican July 13, 2022
mugGet the Czechoslovakian spray paintmug.

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