I just love your spray tan!

When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.

Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.

When you know they weren't sick.

Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!

by CountPastPotato June 17, 2013

Taint Spray

Taint Spray: the spray to hide your taint stank; also known as taint be gone, allows for a fresh smelling taint.

Hey billy, your taint stank. Oh. You should try some "taint spray", it helped me with my stank. Thank you Amanda, now my taint smells like dank.

by Taint Magee May 15, 2018

Spray

Often also used as synonymous for pull up and / or shine, as well as in context of being Master of Masters of the Universe.

Spray spray pull up and fuck up the place

by dGanja August 21, 2020

gooci nut spray

a scented coat you apply to your nuts, it cums in a small bottle

put on gooci nut spray for a lavender balls smell

by Hottie55 June 7, 2021

Spray paint the Clapper

When one male ejaculates on the scrotum of another male.

Wyatt loves to spray paint the clapper. Hoooe Yeah

by Legolark May 4, 2023

Spray foaming

Jerking off anywhere in your house, and the cumshot proceeds to hit the ceiling.

What are you up to honey.

Oh just sitting at home in the living room getting ready to do some spray foaming.

Oh honey I’m proud of you for finally doing some house work.

Yes. That’s what I’m doing. Making you proud.

by Richard Dangles August 2, 2020

Czechoslovakian spray paint

The Czechoslovakian spray paint is the process of sealing the anus of your sexual partner with duct tape and making them eat nothing but Mexican food for up to 7 days. Once they are at their bursting point point their anus at the wall you want to paint and rip the tape of in one foul swoop and watch as a new vote of paint is applied

“Hey James Jessica came over to my house last night and we agreed on a time next week for hey to paint my room with a Czechoslovakian spray paint”

by Snow_Mexican July 13, 2022