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smoke and poke

A hookup website that is for people that like to smoke weed and then have sex while stoned.
Mary jane joined Smoke and Poke so she could meet a guy that likes to take hits from the bong and have tantric sex while stoned AF.
by halfbaked69 February 6, 2022
mugGet the smoke and pokemug.

[up in smoke]

the greatest movie in the world youll laugh your ass off.its a really funny stoner movie.cheech and chong are ausome!!!!!!!its funny as shit!!!!!!
in up in smokea police officer stoped cheech and chongand cheech ate their joint the officer asked what were their names?
cheech:uh his name is
chong:ruhhhhh!! (throws up)
cheech:rrrraphl
its funny
by whycare April 25, 2007
mugGet the [up in smoke]mug.

smoking up

to "toke"; to smoke marijuana.
yo!dude!! we were just smoking up, where the fuck where you??
by sh0tybumbati June 18, 2009
mugGet the smoking upmug.

Nathan Smoke

a really nice guy and great streamer, always has something nice to say on Twitter. he wears cool glasses
Who is your favorite streamer?
I really like Nathan Smoke!!
by bruhuwu October 21, 2020
mugGet the Nathan Smokemug.

smoking ass

The act of aggressively beating your friends in monopoly. To have such a commanding lead, the other players are willing to get down on their knees, spread open your anus, and have a feeding frenzy on. your brown eye, for some property
Hey honey, I'm really smoking ass in monopoly over here!

Last night i smoked so much ass!
by Chuck Javers November 30, 2016
mugGet the smoking assmug.

Post-smoke

The act of returning from a night at the bars and proceeding to smoke marijuana in copious amounts. The combination of alcohol and chronic puts you in a very special category of "fucked up". Can also be enjoyed with poppers or additional drinks.
'Fuck tonight! I didn't get any pussy, let's go to the post-smoke."
by 7 Birch October 15, 2010
mugGet the Post-smokemug.

Smoke Shake

The handshake of someone who has a "smoke" or "smoke meat"(meaning small penis). The handshake usually shows a lack of confidence by being too loose, or arrogance by being far too firm. More likely it will be loose, but occasionally it may be extremely firm due to the male with the smokes excessive weigh lifting in an attempt to compensate for his smoke. Other known signs of small genitalia may be an indicator that someone has a smoke shake.
Ray:Bro, that guy had a fucking smoke shake.

Stevie: Dude, I know, felt like I was shaking a dead fish. He must have a really smoke ass smoke.
by g9aul August 10, 2009
mugGet the Smoke Shakemug.

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