get you a slice

Equivalent to the saying “get jiggy with it”, used to describe when a person is trying to get with someone that they are interested in or “get a slice”.
Guy1: Bro Jane texted me last night.
Guy1: ah man you gotta get you a slice.
by Julliaaa July 23, 2019
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Gym-bro Slice

An amateur weightlifter who is sometimes a low level influencer, who thinks they’re a personal trainer, and doesn’t hesitate to dispense wrong info on fitness and nutrition.
Bob: you shouldn’t eat carbs if you want to gain muscle
Reasonable Person: shut up, Bob, you’re being a Gym-bro Slice
by jdbombassmofo December 16, 2021
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Opportunity Sliced Pizza

a pizza inequitably sliced, usually accidentally, resulting in different sized slices

can be a huge advantage or disadvantage depending on the slices received

also known as opportunity slicing
I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm still starving...

I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm stuffed...

The pizza man delivered an opportunity sliced pizza so someone is getting shafted.
by mcornett14 October 16, 2009
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slice of your cake

a metaphor when i girl wants you
hey lewis that girls looking at you
oh yeah shes well fit
she wants a slice of your cake
by Jgray07 November 19, 2007
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Slice Eye Sam

man, the laundrymat washer took my quarters. Ill just ask the slice eye sam to give me a refund...
by J-Bold February 23, 2011
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slicing the pineapple

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences
It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own
by Sexydimma August 15, 2017
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The Slicing Lizard

The sexual act of putting your balls on a women from the Mojave deserts face, she then proceeds to cut your balls with a 5 foot blade thus the combination of blood and semen pour down her face. This act would not be complete unless she is on her period. Warning this can only be done once
Shemp was caught doing The Slicing Lizard with Larry's wife after killing Shemp, Larry gave a napkin to his wife to wipe off the bloody semen
by thesunkendestroyer August 07, 2010
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